Fanfic of a lifetime! XD

OOT: When I get bored, and I really get bored, I terribly get bored. XD




Name: Snow Pink and the Seven Dwarfs

Rating: K

Chapter no: 0.00000000000001

Author: "Little Miss Perfect"

Characters:

Main Characters:

Hina Hikari as Snow Pink
Dominic as the Prince
Ravine Waters as the Queen
Void as the Mirror

The Seven Dwarfs:
Narora as Sleepy
Senko as Doc
Gintoki as Grumpy
Kaiser as Happy
Nahaji as Dopey
Zaine as Sneezy
Keitaro as Bashful


Special Character:
Monsoon as Snow Pink's ever beloved little puppeh!

Genre: Fairy Tale

Status: Completed

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Once upon a time... oh cut the crap. Let's get down to the chase.

So basically, there's a queen who's really stupid that she pricked herself with the sewing needle. Then the blood fell on the snow that had fallen on her ebony pink-coloured window frame. So, she dreamed:

"Oh, how I wish that I had a daughter that had skin white as snow, lips red as blood, and hair black as ebony pink as strawberry". And so, her daughter was born that way, and they named the child "Snow Pink". and the queen died. but as usual, the king married another wicked old queen, named Ravine.


>>> fast forward to the good part >>>

Ravine: Mirror mirror on the wall, who is the fairest of them all?

Void: Riiiight. Okay. Talk about vanity .. Ehem. You, my queen, are fairest of all.

But then, when Snow Pink turned 16 13 years old, she becomes as beautiful as the day and basically the best evah!

Ravine: Mirror mirror on the wall, who is the fairest of them all?

Void: "Queen, you are full fair, 'tis true, but Snow Pink is fairer than you." to put it simply.. obviously it's not you.

And so, yeah, the queen was jealous and such and such.

>>>fast forward to the good part again.>>>

Snow Pink: Where the heck am I?! What's with the people these days, so poor that they can't even put signs on the roads. And these stupid shoes! (kicks and the two shoes fly away)


Narora: Hi I'm Sleepy

Senko: Hi I'm Doc

Gintoki: Hi I'm Grumpy

Kaiser: Hi I'm Happy

Nahaji: Hi I'm Dopey

Zaine: Hi I'm Sneezy

Keitaro: Hey. What are you looking at, pink-head? Can't you see from my expression that I'm Bashful? Geez.

(And basically, that's their only role. XD)

Snow Pink: (Laughs out loud and points at the dwarves) ahhahahahahaha! Oh look look. Giant Rats! Bahahahaha!!

The dwarfs looked at each other, then ate Snow Pink alive, but were kind enough to tolerate her behaviour and let her stay in theit cottage.

>>fast forward.>>

Ravine: Ooh, lookie here, over-grown pink strawberry. It's an apple!

Snow Pink: So? I eat them everyday.

Ravine: (thinks).. Oooh, it comes with free lollipops!

Snow Pink: awesome! I'll take it then! (bites the apple. faints)

Ravine: Muwahahaha.. what an idiot. but this apple really looks good and fresh. not to mention I'm hungry (bites the apple as well. dies)

>>>fast forward>>>

Narora: Nuuuu! Snow pink is dead! Wait. isn't that a good thing? Yeees! Let's celebrate, my dear fellow giant rats dwarfs!

(puts Snow Pink in a pink casket dressed in pink gown surrounded with pink roses laid on the pink green grass.

Dominic: (riding a horse).. oh hail everyone, for I, the great Prince Dominic, shall (the horse trips and Dom falls). Never mind.

>>>fast forward>>

Dominic: And why the heck do I have to kiss her?!!! This is Molestation!! According to my Dominic law section 7, this is illegal! (walks away)


So? What happened?


A terrible beast appeared! With long standing fur and evil eyes! And then he sees the Casket. He opens the casket, and saw Snow Pink. He was astounded. Love at first sight. And since he has powers and such and such, he simply touched her head and she wakes up.

Snow Pink: Owie. Hmm. Where am I?

Beast: I have come to save you...

Snow Pink: Ugh. When was the last time you used toothpaste?

Beast: Ugh. Apparently the last time you did.

Snow Pink: Aaah! Oh horror. But I don't remember my name!

Beast: Well that's stupid. But alas! I have come up with a name. Suitable for your characteristics

Snow Pink: And that is?

Beast: I shall call you "Beauty". and you shall call me "Beast".

Snow Pink (aka Beauty): Well that's pretty obvious. Okay. But first... do you somehow have a lollipop there? I'm hungry.

Beast: I have. In my castle. Follow me then.

Snow Pink: Steps on his head and then onto the ground. Okay.



And alas! They lived happily ever after.

HOWEVER! well, their journey doesn't end here, for it is just the beginning. (pfft. yeah right)... Join me, my friends and we shall explore the continuation of this story into another story called...


Beauty and the Beast... and the Frog Prince?


THE END... for now.

haha, so much for pink obsession. lol XD

So far this is hilarious ENCORE! Can't believe I landed the leading male role lol

Oh wow. I finished my first story already! muwhahaha..

im so not grumpy

What? It suits you well!! ahahahaha!

how?

I loved my role! Fantastically fantastic! I was Lmao the whole time. Everybody at work thinks I am crazy

u would, u were a main character

wth? haha.. you only have like, 2 lines! ahahaha.. oh, don't worry. if ever I get bored again and continue it to another non-sense fairy tale called 'The Beauty and the Beast... and the Frog Prince', I'll make you have more lines.. maybe about 3-4? lol

@gintoki.. and emmah make you the Frog Prince! bahahahaha!

lol

Even if I wasn't the leading male role it still woulda been insanely funny

i couldnt stop laughing that was halariuos!

Bahahah. Good one. XD

LOL.. why do i have to be the antagonist? lol :)) but i like being the antagonist anyways/... so :))))
SUPER LIKE :)
good job :D

i can't find a better antagonist than you, Ravine! You're always perfect for the job! ahahaha..

hahaha.. cool.. appreciate it :)))

*claps and has critics board)
Really well, exxcelent excecution, though lacked a small puppy star, overall its OVER 9000 STARS out of 5

-Reads Monsoons review.- you only gave this 9000 stars??? What the hell is wrong with you???

I wasnt high while watching it. I know, I KNOW, it would have been infinity times better, but i wasnt high. Though i WOULD love to see the sequeal to this aweinspiring, shakespearing play! The actors were magnificant! They spoke to me, in soft, angle-like tones. I was...IWAS....i was talking about wha? lol

*gasp* oh shee.. i forgot to include teh puppeh.. XD

*GASPED!* i feelz left out nao.

nuu! i forgot to include it in the very last part.. XD oh well.. I'll maybe just reveal what happened in the first part of teh continuation.. XD

NU! i dnt wanna be it anymore! the moments passed! time has gone on!